10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss