10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm