10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"