10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.