10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls