10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!