10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!