10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!