10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers