10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Welcome to kicker school
- im going to 2 out you to death
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003