10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament