10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.