10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...