10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die