10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --