10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• It's Free To Fold...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!