10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts