10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.