10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?