10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."