10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• It's Free To Fold...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.