10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.