10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You have to piss with the dick you have