10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow