10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"