10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Fold and live to fold again
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon