10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."