10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd