10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.