10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977