10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth