10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "No river, no fish."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword