10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.