10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm