10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear