10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "No river, no fish."