10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "No river, no fish."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers