10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.