10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-