10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes