10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"