10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio