10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.