10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz