10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.