10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo