10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.