10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- It's Free To Fold...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.