10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.