10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05